不许你跟别的女照相，我才是你的女朋友！（这是米莱在剧中的第一句话，那一刻开始喜欢这个女孩）

甭看了，剩下的都菜瓜，本校校花就在你怀里。

记住，在这个世界上，男人女人各有分工，男人主要用来对女人使坏，女人主要用来对男人好，以前我对这种混蛋分工特不满意。可是现在，我认命了。

现在的社会风气实在太坏了。

你好傻啊，你一点也不理解我，我刚才说的一切，所有的一切，那才是我幸福。

（医生：你父亲得的是胆结实。）米莱：大夫，那我爸这…（医生：没事我们会通过手术把它切除的。）米莱：啊，那我爸以后是不是就没胆了？

洗干净了人模狗样去工作吧！

如果你还在这个世界存在着，那么这个世界无论什么样，对我都有是有意义的。但如果你不在了，无论这个世界有多么好，他在我眼里也只是一片荒漠。而我就像是一个狐魂野鬼。还记得吗？《呼啸山庄》，记住，这是我最喜欢的一段话，以前上学的时候我念给你听，你说太酸了，受不了。我现在告诉你，我觉得一点儿都没有酸，而且每一个字都让我特激动。

9、就杨晓芸那品味，我告诉你啊，你给她三万，她愣给你装出十万的效果来。可如果你给她三十万，效果还是十万。

10、少女变大嫂，早恋变单身了，文秘变老总，一失足成行古恨。还我青春！

11、有时候我想，要是我是夏琳，那有多好。你知道I'll do what? I absolutely won't let you go to a company that has potential, get a job that can make money but is not busy.I want you to find a job that's less expensive but more relaxed, spend time with me every day, watch movies, go to karaoke bars, look at exhibitions... continue the school life as much as possible and save up enough money to buy an old Geely QQ or pay it in installments like we used to do on weekends... We'll go out for AA set meals at small restaurants in town and play pool or watch DVDs back home... I'll lean on your shoulder while spending all the money left until there's only one block of money left and then split ways home for dinner.

12、You punch! Punch right in front of me! Twenty phone calls you dial one by one! You didn't remember them all? If not, don't worry; I'll tell you everything including Xiao Peng's number!

13、They ask if I'm happy? I tell them I'm not happy at all! They ask if I have confidence in the future? I tell them I don't even know what confidence is anymore! They ask why did you drink so much alcohol? And then they say: "You're just confused." That confusion is something i've been trying to figure out ever since i was born... Why am i always given things yet never able to get what i want?

14、小仙儿，以前只有乌鸦嘴，现在居然能参与到破坏别人的家庭和婚姻活动中来了，不简单呀！