七夕将至，万事俱备，各种“中国品牌土味情话”“情话”一下子走红再次。虽然渣、尴尬、甜，但丝毫不妨碍它的人气。虽然这些话很土很尴尬，但是网友们玩的很开心。

注意：与女孩调情时要小心。如果你有一张好脸蛋，请随意。当你谈到爱情时，你首先想到的是什么？《今晚的月亮很美》、《你是人间的四月天》、《海里的月亮是天上的月亮，眼前的人是心上人》。不得不说，这些都过时了。真正的爱情故事到了第一次听到鸡皮疙瘾第二次露出甜甜笑容第三次...

与您的朋友分享这波朴实的情話，以了解它！最近有传言說我喜歡你，我想澄清一下，這不是謠言，你知道我的缺點什麼嗎？都是你的錯“你最近又長胖了嗎？” “沒有，那為什麼這樣說？” “那為什麼我心里越來越重？”

我是九幽，是三個除了你就是你的寶貝。“我要買一塊地。” “什麼地？” “你的心死了。”

猜猜我的心在哪裡？錯了，在您這邊。“你知道我為什麼感冒嗎？” “因為感冒？” “不，因為我對您完全沒有抵抗力。”

“你累嗎？” “不。” “但你整天在我的腦海里跑。”

甜蜜有辦法 吃糖，蛋糕 想您98次陰天莫文蔚雨天孫燕姿 周杰倫 的晴天都不如您 我聊“You为什么要傷害我?” "You怎么了?" "這樣喜歡您讓我痛!"

"游樂園里的那个，你可以騎上它" "音樂有什么好玩的?" "木馬." "mua"

“我認識三個人和您一樣的人” ”誰?” ''是我，我是我，我..."

"告訴您一個壞消息" "怎麼壞消息?" "'I不要再想念’"

"You想要什么，先生？" 'I想打開您的內 心扉' '所以可以叫他嗎?' '因為如此 我才能把他放在心里.'

讓我們和木頭人一起玩吧'.我们不要動'. 好의! I輸掉 2、“最撩人的土味話：短句中的土味話？

朴實的情話短句

1、"'牛肉、羊肉、豬肉' guess what i like best about you?'" "'your heart'"

2.,"do you have a lighter?" no... that's how i want my heart to burn for you."

3.,"which god do you think i like the most?" your eyes

4.,"guess what drink i want now?"

5.,every time go through security, there's always trouble getting through"

6.,guess what food do you think i crave right now?"

7.,let's go eat some noodles."

8.,you know why i caught a cold, right? because of my love for you.

9..i lack something essential in life... and that is YOU

10.."are u tired? are u tired?"

11.."how about we grab a drink together?"

12..i'm an adorable girl." umm?

13..my only requirement for boyfriend is one thing: it has to be YOU

14.."what group does she belong to? tigers." but not with me, with YOU.

15.."u must be cheating!" no way! u got full marks in my heart!

16.."have u ever seen your dream lover before?"

17..'which kind of alcohol is easiest to get drunk on?'

18..'how can I carry U?' why would I need to support U?

19.."we're all too overboard!" how many times overboard?

20..you like friend circle called Donut.

21,'guess what do I love most?' being conquered by You.

22.'sorry...' never once did You say sorry to me...

23.'there are three people who love You..." who r they?

24...'my body can carry tons of rice and oil...' but still cant bear the thought of You...

25.'good night...' good night? hope U sleepless thinking about me...

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30.., will marry

31.., if married

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